tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-50985436580200917892024-03-12T19:01:42.986-05:00The Den of MysteryA fine addition to the blogospherenet, The Den of Mystery aims, nay, STRIVES to fill the interblag with stories of interest and daring, biting commentary and all other manner of creative endeavour. Cheers to adventure! To pulp! To humor most mundane!The Den of Mysteryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09358617709958038946noreply@blogger.comBlogger139125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5098543658020091789.post-80956365298838684932012-10-06T10:19:00.000-05:002012-10-06T10:21:17.747-05:00The Political Hoedown: Recent Activity<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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is still very much alive, now more than ever in election year.<br />
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Here are some recent stories for your interest:<br />
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<a href="http://thepoliticalhoedown.blogspot.com/2012/10/soup.html">SOUP</a>: where I engage in a little economic allegory. Also the "Big Bird" flap (hi-ohh!)<br />
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Debate #1:<br />
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<a href="http://thepoliticalhoedown.blogspot.com/2012/10/and-in-this-corner-debate-1.html">And in this corner-! Debate Review </a>
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<a href="http://thepoliticalhoedown.blogspot.com/2012/10/quick-debate-2-thoughts-for-mitt.html">Quick Debate #2 Thoughts for Mitt</a></blockquote>
<a href="http://thepoliticalhoedown.blogspot.com/2012/09/democratic-party-neglect-of-black.html">Democratic Party Neglect of Black America</a><br />
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<a href="http://thepoliticalhoedown.blogspot.com/2012/09/then-who-did-build-it.html">The who DID build it?</a>: Thoughts on the "You didn't build that" brushfire<br />
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<a href="http://thepoliticalhoedown.blogspot.com/2012/08/entitlement-reform-starting-conversation.html">Entitlement Reform: Starting the Conversation</a><br />
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<a href="http://thepoliticalhoedown.blogspot.com/2012/06/afa-okay.html">ACA Okay...?</a>: On ObamaCare and the Supreme Court<br />
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<a href="http://thepoliticalhoedown.blogspot.com/2012/06/how-about-just.html">How About Just Furious?</a>: On the "Fast and Furious" DoJ Scandal<br />
<br />The Den of Mysteryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09358617709958038946noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5098543658020091789.post-73493262703858491042012-10-06T10:06:00.001-05:002012-10-06T10:06:35.352-05:00Shelf Hopping: The Year in Books (blog)<br />
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<a href="http://shelfhopping.blogspot.com/">SHELF HOPPING: THE YEAR IN BOOKS</a> - go there for the start of my book-blogging for 2012! What do you mean it's OCTOBER? Obviously you don't run on "Erik" time.<br />
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Over the course of the next year [read: three months and change] you'll get the <i>astonishing privilege</i>of reading little reviews of and thoughts on the books that fly off of our myriad shelves to my waiting, eager hands.<br />
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No e-readers here, as I've made far too much of a financial commitment to paper to switch before the Rapture.<br />
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So what sort of nonsense and ballyhoo will I read this year? I don't know, maybe something by that irascible firebrand, [insert controversial - and probably political - author here], the dystopian kid future thing with the killing and the angst, or perhaps that one book, you know, with the slapping and the moans that made you feel dirty to just <i>see</i> a woman reading on the train*?<br />
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Who can honestly tell? The future...<i>is unwritten!**</i><br />
<i><br /></i>Giddy up! Allons-y! Et cetera!<br />
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The Den of Mysteryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09358617709958038946noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5098543658020091789.post-42561603343491788312010-08-14T23:02:00.001-05:002010-08-15T20:33:26.064-05:00Skele-Tor, Eternian Witchdoctor! (Art + Story)<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"><a href="http://superherococo.blogspot.com/">Superhero Costume Coalition</a> put out the call a few weeks ago to redesign Skeletor, He-Man's iconic archenemy. I'm not nearly the artist as the other contributors, but I decided to try my hand. I give you</span>...<br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Transported through time from the dim past, this tribal witchdoctor brings with him the primal dark, black magic so potent that it requires King Randor and his council to summon an ancient warrior spirit - via a magical sword - to wage bloody combat for Eternia's very survival!</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;">"The Bone-Man"</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"> The watch commander looked out over the purple Eternian twilight. Night had once more struck the land, though it hardly mattered. On of three moons already rode high, its surface full of the twinkling lights of industry. When the second crested the horizon, the bare darkness of early evening would fade to a dream.<br />
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There were no threats beyond the royal palace walls, or the city gates or the endless miles of agroplots. Orbital-1 had communicated no skirmishes for months; the mutants were quiet, their irregular empire concerned with a threat on the other side of the galaxy. <br />
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Terrestrial rebellions continued to crop up on the planet's far side, though, frustrating the King's new general. Though only a few dozen men or robots strong, truly a policing nuisance, it marred the image of Eternia as the Peaceful Realm, the Kingdom Beyond Strife. The Randorian Concord, forged over two centuries ago by the first of the King's line, held the nobles together in common bonds of defense, economy and prosperity.<br />
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What could there possibly be to rebel against in such a utopia?<br />
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Unstrapping his monocular, the commander swept through squares and neighborhoods and rooftops in the vicinity of the palace. Several score watch-guards patrolled the streets and more kept vigil on the wall with him. Lounged, really. He had not drawn his pistol in service once - ten years. The charge was still good, and his ceremonial short sword poked over his right shoulder.<br />
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But who could use a sword any more, or have need of it. With expanding wristguard electro-shields able to block the full body, it would take a heavy rifle volley to hit a half-way decent soldier.<br />
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"Aye there, scout, eyes up." He strolled over to his nearest runner and lightly rapped his chest. "What if I need you to dart inward to Chambers?"<br />
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Smiling, the scout stood straighter. "Should you want a report sent to the king on your recent losing streak at runes, I will happily trot off."<br />
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"Insubordination. Insubordination!" Both men laughed. It was true, but rank held little effect for soldiers without war or enemy. "I'll send you to the Fist if you keep that up-"<br />
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A shrieking stole the words from his mouth and all eyes on the wall turned to the inner courtyard and the blazing light erupting from between the paving stones. The air shimmered with intense heat and the ground began to melt outward, sinking to a white-hot pit.<br />
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"Call the marshall of the fireguard and notify him." The scout ran across the wall to a distant tower. "You three, come with me." The watch commander hustled over to a staircase and the four quickly made it as close as possible. The heat was incredible.<br />
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With an almightly bang, the light surged one last time and spiral of blue flame spun in the air a the center of the maelstrom. And then it stopped. Smoke obscured the put, but the glowing stones cooled as if smothered by ice water.<br />
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The commander approached, fumbling his pistol out and cursing the embarrasment. He slipped a little, the burned stones crumbling to ash under his boots.<br />
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One of his soldiers spoke up. "Sir, I think I see something in the midst of the smoke."<br />
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"Carefully, lads. It could be a mutant trick. Some burrowing robot or worse, a bomb."<br />
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Distant voices - the fireguard, no doubt - rose behind them. Each step was filled with dread. Quiet so long, the mutant may be making another try for the King's head. Some thought it was only his presence, and the legacy he instilled, the kept the younger nobility from seeking greater privilege and status over the commoners. <br />
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A great wind picked up the smoke and scattered it into the night. The courtyard cleared and at the center of a ten-foot-wide pit, there curled a half-naked man. He clutched a tube or club in one hand. His skin was pale, dirtied by ash, but unburnt. <br />
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"Gannus, summon the gate tower medic and notify the Watch-captains to tighten patrols. And you, Orlan?, to the Kingwatch. Let them know of this oddity." The young men ran off on their errands. <br />
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"Who is he, Commander?" It was not his old bunkmate Tir speaking, but a bewildered subordinate. A lesser, looking for guidance.<br />
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The commander knelt down and rolled the man onto his back. There were strange markings about his face and torso, paint or tattoos. A necklace of bird feathers hung limply, and was that an eye pierced and dangled from around his neck? It was as big as a fist. He had no shirt, pants, boots or gloves, just a thick fur belt and a flaps - with more stiched-in eyes at the bottom - of leather concealing his person. Bunched feathers wrapped his shins and....<br />
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"Bones...," the commander said. "There are bones littered all about him. He looks like a-a caveman witchdoctor."<br />
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Tir grunted. "Or a carnival dancer." He opened his mouth to say more...but then had no mouth or head. It vanished in a burst of fire, leaving his corpse to fall headless, smoking trailing. <br />
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"But the Vanished Gods!" The commander stumbled back from the bone-man, the witchdoctor, and activated his shield. A metal bracket sprang out from his gauntlet and expanded to a two-foot diameter circle of yellowish, crackling energy.<br />
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"Stay down, murderer!" He pointed his pistol from behind the shield. The bone-man's eyes were fixed on him - had they been open this whole time? - and thickly-tattooed lips began moving in murmur and chant. <br />
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Sparks danced along the bone-man's arm to the club in his hand. No, not a club - a massive legbone with ram's skull tied at the end. The skull's eyes took in the sparks. The bone-man rose and with a gesture sent a gout of light into the shield, overloading it. <br />
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No fool, the commander loosed a dozen shots from his pistol as he retreated toward a mass of astonished onlookers. Not one laser bolt hit. They pitted the ground around the bone-man's feet, kicking up puffs of ash.<br />
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The bone-man was please with this, and he waved the skull-club around, twirling the ash into grey column tall as his shoulder. With his free hand, the man from the pit grasped the ash and threw it like a spear at the watch commander.<br />
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What could he expect, this soldier of high science and technology. He flew to home at night in a car powered by fused atoms. Food came from hydropod farms on the third moon. In his hand was a gun that fired focused light with devestating effect.<br />
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The ash spear hit- and disintegrated around him, covering him in a layer of burned stone. Nothing happened, he thought, it was an illusion.<br />
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But then his skin started to itch and his clothes grew hot. Groaning, his thin plates of armor began to expand as if heated....<br />
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The watch commander burst into flame and ran towards the gate, screaming and screaming. He must've been dead already, the energy to move powered by residual fear so powerful it could animate a corpse.<br />
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The body collapsed and the remaining watch-guards and fireguard stood as stone, eyes moving between their dead comrades and the figure standing amidst the ruined courtyard. <br />
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The bone-man started to laugh at them. He whooped and swung his skull-club about him and stomped hard on the ash and bones at his feet, again and again until the skittered of their own accord and rose up in the air to form an archway.<br />
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Cackling now the bone-man paused long enough to spit through the arch of bone and ash. The air buckled inside and rippled with blue-fire. He stepped into it-<br />
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And was gone. The bones fell to the ground. The ash drifted. The courtyard was quiet.<br />
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The watch commander had been right. There were no threats beyond the agroplots or city gates, or beyond the high walls of the royal palace. But there had been, long ago.<br />
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And one was back. <br />
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Here are some other early versions and abandoned concepts (The Skel, a street tough; Byron "The Amazing Skeletor" Keldor, a stage magician):<br />
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<i>It's all about Sayid, and the darkness within.</i><br />
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Click to follow, but here there be <span style="color: red; font-size: large;"><i><b>spoilers galore</b></i></span>!<br />
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<span style="font-size: small;">I think we might finally start getting some answers <i>soon</i>, though I still feel like there are too many questions for LOST.</span><br />
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I hate seeing Sayid go the way he did. I like it when he tries to be a good man. I don’t like seeing his bad side. Maybe he genuinely went crazy; maybe there is a cure - for him <i>and</i> Claire. <br />
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But it was his story that made me wonder if the plane-didn’t-crash scenario is the version of their lives that <i>FLocke</i> will cause, or can. They aren’t any happier, or better people. Most in fact, become worse people. I guess that’s where the old saying “be careful what you wish for” is really proven true.<br />
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What was Kate doing there at the end? Was she just following everyone else? Or was she, along with most of the crowd, hypnotized? Her name and Claire’s were not among those in the cave.... I wonder what this means. Is it because only men can be candidates? Does it have something to do with the fact that women can’t conceive and survive giving birth while on the island?<br />
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I’m going to miss the show when it’s gone, but I can’t wait to get all the answers about what's going on!</span> <br />
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<h3 class="post-title entry-title"><span class="fullpost"><a href="http://thedenofmystery.blogspot.com/2010/02/lost-se6-ep-3-substitute.html">Lost Se6 Ep 3 - The Substitute</a></span></h3><h3 class="post-title entry-title"><span class="fullpost"><a href="http://thedenofmystery.blogspot.com/2010/02/lost-se6-ep-2-what-kate-does.html">Lost Se6 Ep 2 - What Kate Does</a></span></h3><h3 class="post-title entry-title"><span class="fullpost"><a href="http://thedenofmystery.blogspot.com/2010/02/lost-se6-ep-1-la-x-final-season-begins.html">Lost Se6 Ep 1 - LA X (The Final Season Begins!)</a></span></h3><h3 class="post-title entry-title"><span class="fullpost"> </span></h3><h3 class="post-title entry-title"><span class="fullpost"> </span></h3><span class="fullpost"></span>The Den of Mysteryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09358617709958038946noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5098543658020091789.post-27912497700042326562010-02-16T23:26:00.000-06:002010-02-16T23:26:30.983-06:00Lost Se6 Ep 3 - The Substitute<i>This week it's all about Locke: Alterna-Locke, FLocke, crab-food Locke...</i><br />
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This week’s episode was way better than last week’s, so maybe we’re back on track. And we had a big question answered this week: the numbers. <br />
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Anyone notice how Kate’s name was not on the list of candidates? I do wonder why. Maybe because in present island time and future and past flashes she’s never done a thing that didn’t help her in some way. At the moment I can’t recall a single unselfish act. But she is the female lead and there is something we like about her all the same.<br />
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Locke’s character is the only one whose life off the island is better than on it. He has the beloved girlfriend back, starts a new job and has the contact information of the best spinal surgeon in the area. <br />
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Anyone else wondering what happened with Ben when Locke met him teaching? Why was he there, and seemingly Locke’s friend? Despite all this, Locke <i>still </i>isn’t happy, though maybe after the talk with Helen, he will be. I wonder, if he had a choice, which path he would choose.<br />
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I have to wonder what Sawyer committed himself to when he told FLocke he wanted to go home. Or why he decided to follow Flock, 'cause if I had seen Richard Alpert as scared as he was running from him, I would have followed Alpert. Curiosity killed the cat, and that may be what this season of LOST has in mind for Sawyer. I really hope not, but I think someone in the love triangle has to die, and I think it'll be Sawyer. <br />
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Speaking of the love trio, I was a "Skater" fan until this season. Now I think Sawyer has become a better man and changed in such a way that he’s no longer right for Kate. I am drifting over to the "Jater" side.<br />
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Any ideas who the kid is? And why FLocke seemed to forget him the moment he met back up with Sawyer? Are there 2 FLockes? Why are we still getting questions in the last season, shouldn’t we be getting answers? <br />
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I still liked this episode, but come on - answer without causing more questions!<br />
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</span>The Den of Mysteryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09358617709958038946noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5098543658020091789.post-1348181648459444092010-02-09T22:39:00.001-06:002010-02-09T22:40:10.339-06:00Lost Se6 Ep 2 - What Kate Does<i>Kate is the main focus here, as we split between alterna-LA and the Island, with Claire and Sawyer important secondaries. And what's up with the resurrection?</i><br />
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<span style="font-size: small;">I</span><span style="font-size: small;"> was so into the end of the episode and Claire going all Rousseau on us, that I kinda didn’t pay attention to the fact that when Jin sees Claire that was the last scene of the show. I blinked and missed the Bad Robot. It was only when the next show started that I realized Lost was over. <br />
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I have to say that for the last season, I feel like the episodes should be jam packed with answering our questions, but this one didn’t do a whole lot. I don’t feel like we really got anywhere until Claire shows up at the end. Frankly I was a bit disappointed with this episode.<br />
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Right now, Sayid does not appear to be Jacob, though I am not completely convinced. The people of the Temple (the other Others) seem to think he will have what I call a “case of the crazies,” like Rousseau’s people. Or the Temple people call infected. <br />
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If you have a child on the island, does the “crazies” not affect you the same way? Both Rousseau and Claire just went native, if you will. And paranoid. But after what Claire went through, I don’t blame her for being paranoid. And she seemed to only vaguely recognize Jin. I can’t wait to hear her story. Do you think next week will touch on Claire at all? <br />
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Kate in her plane-not-crashing scenario does perhaps the first non-selfish thing in her life. I find these flashes interesting, and I like the parallel lives of the characters. <br />
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I wonder if it all meets at the end with a big bang. Or will the characters get to choose which lives they would rather live? Are Jack and Sawyer the next Jacob and FLocke (fake Locke, for lack of anything else to call him)? I’m getting ahead of myself with these questions, but this episode didn’t move a whole lot until the end, when we see Claire.</span> <br />
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<a href="http://thedenofmystery.blogspot.com/2010/02/lost-se6-ep-1-la-x-final-season-begins.html">Episode 1: LA X (Parts 1 & 2)</a><br />
</span>The Den of Mysteryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09358617709958038946noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5098543658020091789.post-68691077017513648812010-02-06T13:19:00.000-06:002010-02-06T13:19:46.988-06:00The Political Hoedown still exists!Now that I have a little more free time and/or the inclination to get into the political debate again, I've started posting at <a href="http://thepoliticalhoedown.blogspot.com/">the Political Hoedown</a> again.<br />
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A few recent musings, covering the Mass. Senate upset, Obama's politicking, his State of the Union, deficit spending and wordplay:<br />
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<a href="http://thepoliticalhoedown.blogspot.com/2010/02/npr-or-administration-whos-flashing.html">NPR or Administration: Who's flashing their bias?</a><br />
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<a href="http://thepoliticalhoedown.blogspot.com/2010/02/monopoly-money.html">Monopoly Money</a><br />
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<a href="http://thepoliticalhoedown.blogspot.com/2010/01/interpreting-mass.html">Interpreting Mass.</a><br />
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<i style="color: #cc0000;">-Erik</i>The Den of Mysteryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09358617709958038946noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5098543658020091789.post-14080480103067095852010-02-02T23:11:00.000-06:002010-02-02T23:11:32.794-06:00Lost Se6 Ep 1 - LA X (The Final Season Begins!)<span style="font-size: x-small;">Providing LOST commentary, we have my (Erik's) own wife, Mandy.</span><br />
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The beginning of the end. The biggest night in television so far this year. The reason Obama moved his State of the Union speech (he’s gotta be a LOST fan). <br />
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So Sayed…alive, dead, alive dead, who knows? My guess is Sayed is dead; the person who woke up there at the end is Jacob, possessing Sayed’s body. The Others who drowned him, were just as surprised to see him alive as his friends were. Obviously other people they have drowned (i.e. Ben) wake up in the given time frame, or they are truly dead.<br />
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Moving on, why does Jacob only seem to appear to Hurly while on the island? Is it because Hurly’s the purest of the survivors? The one most likely to believe, or the most gullible? He was able to see the cabin Jacob was in when no one else could. Jacob appears to him the most. Why? I love Hurly, but why him? Hurly said “I’m the luckiest guy alive” in the what-if-the-plane-didn’t-crash scenario. I can’t help but think this means something relating to Hurly being so special.<br />
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What does Locke/man in black mean when he says “I just want to go home?” Erik immediately assumed it meant he was the devil. I am not so sure, though many could argue for that. You have the Bible names throughout the series…John, Jacob, James, Daniel…the list goes on. <br />
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And when we are introduced to this man he is in all black, Jacob is in white. Of course we assume he’s the bad guy! But the devil on a time traveling island that seems like a twisted Garden of Eden? I don’t know; that’s too easy of a solution.<br />
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Let’s discuss the what-happens-when-the-plane-doesn’t-crash part. Most of them take a turn for the worse, so it’s looking. Do you think they’ll know this by then end of the series as what would have happened? Is this happening parallel to them being on the island? Are they living two futures at once? Are those that died (Boone, Charlie) alive in the alternate future? <br />
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And what the heck was Desmond doing on the plane?! Somewhere along the way, someone (Daniel maybe?) said he was a key. Seeing Desmond there threw me for a loop.<br />
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And lastly, Juliet. Could we have expected any other ending for someone with the name Juliet?<br />
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</span>The Den of Mysteryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09358617709958038946noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5098543658020091789.post-58775176819292245012009-10-28T10:23:00.000-05:002009-10-28T10:23:07.758-05:00Olivia Hart Held, b 9/12/2009 6lb 11oz, 19.5"<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_aopL3AkN6Gc/SuhhQ_Ufq5I/AAAAAAAAA3k/waApaXw3FlE/s1600-h/Olivia+-+Bright+Eyes.JPG" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_aopL3AkN6Gc/SuhhQ_Ufq5I/AAAAAAAAA3k/waApaXw3FlE/s320/Olivia+-+Bright+Eyes.JPG" vr="true" /></a><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_aopL3AkN6Gc/SuhhTSDY_hI/AAAAAAAAA3s/V2w956tfn7A/s1600-h/Olivia+-+Sleepy.jpeg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_aopL3AkN6Gc/SuhhTSDY_hI/AAAAAAAAA3s/V2w956tfn7A/s320/Olivia+-+Sleepy.jpeg" vr="true" /></a><br />
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<em><span style="color: #cc0000;">-Erik</span></em>The Den of Mysteryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09358617709958038946noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5098543658020091789.post-80368533726801765012009-09-01T22:48:00.003-05:002009-09-01T22:53:14.452-05:00Ye like me kerrrr-chief?<div></div><br /><span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(204, 0, 0);font-size:85%;" >[Click to mucho grande!]</span><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_aopL3AkN6Gc/Sp3rOglMPWI/AAAAAAAAA1A/PFNLg2FWx2o/s1600-h/In+Me+Cutoffs.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 279px; height: 400px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_aopL3AkN6Gc/Sp3rOglMPWI/AAAAAAAAA1A/PFNLg2FWx2o/s400/In+Me+Cutoffs.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5376712164646862178" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(204, 0, 0);font-size:85%;" >I forgot the REAL strip at home, says I. Me bag do me as empty as your head.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(204, 0, 0);">-Erik</span>The Den of Mysteryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09358617709958038946noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5098543658020091789.post-24719163828467081492009-08-17T13:56:00.003-05:002009-08-17T13:59:26.157-05:00"One Night on Endor"<div></div><br /><em><span style="font-size:85%;color:#cc0000;">[Click to enlarge.]</span></em><br /><br /><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_aopL3AkN6Gc/SomoB-5iqOI/AAAAAAAAAyY/rEvBIu7y5bI/s1600-h/One+Night+on+Endor-f.jpeg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5371008782633707746" style="WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 137px" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_aopL3AkN6Gc/SomoB-5iqOI/AAAAAAAAAyY/rEvBIu7y5bI/s400/One+Night+on+Endor-f.jpeg" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><em><span style="color:#cc0000;">-Hooper</span></em>The Den of Mysteryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09358617709958038946noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5098543658020091789.post-91943943763244163912009-08-12T12:27:00.007-05:002009-08-14T00:29:25.902-05:00"He has a ______ personality."<div></div><br /><em><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);font-size:85%;" >[Click to enlarge.]</span></em><br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_aopL3AkN6Gc/SoT2CDGOV0I/AAAAAAAAAyQ/4rmZvorfBLA/s1600-h/magnetic+stapler+jam.JPG"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 118px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_aopL3AkN6Gc/SoT2CDGOV0I/AAAAAAAAAyQ/4rmZvorfBLA/s400/magnetic+stapler+jam.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5369687170784057154" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><em><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);font-size:85%;" >-Hooper</span></em>The Den of Mysteryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09358617709958038946noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5098543658020091789.post-85842633892014257002009-08-11T14:10:00.004-05:002009-08-11T14:20:27.437-05:00TPH: Getting Fixed<span style="font-size:85%;"><em>Cross-posted at </em><a href="http://thexchangeonline.com/?p=685"><em>The Exchange</em></a><em> & </em><a href="http://thepoliticalhoedown.blogspot.com/2009/08/getting-fixed.html"><em>The Political Hoedown</em> </a><br /><br /><br />Much is being made of Health Care/Insurance reform of late. Look on any major news site, op-ed page or political blog and you’ll run into several pieces posted just this week covering the breaking news! over Blue Dog Dems dealing or Obama pushing or Republicans pushing back, not to mention the pontificating on both sides of the aisle over what “reform” really means for health care in America, co-op vs. public option…and the shouting at Town Halls! It’s more than part of the news cycle – it’s a key argument about our future.<br /></span><span class="fullpost"><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">It’s the first major legislative battle Obama has had to fight, and for the Democratic Party, it’s a chance to reverse a fifteen-year-old loss. More than these, it is a new theatre of war in the battle for our civil liberties.<br /><br />The Bush Administration is still fresh in our minds. How many readers have lamented that since 9/11 (or afterwards, when the Patriot Act was passed), our civil liberties have been trampled on/infringed upon/lost? It’s a common topic that talks of the individual freedoms we hold valuable in our country.<br /><br />(Less directly, those voicing dissent were also realizing a harsh reality: that these “truths we hold to be self-evident” and divinely-granted exist only due to the government’s benevolent, diverse structure and state.)<br /><br />The thinking is this: we have a measure of control (freedoms) over our personal lives (and by extension, choices) that cannot be impugned by any governmental body. The most common freedom referenced is that of Speech, tying into the freedom to disagree with the government and its members.<br /><br />So were our freedoms infringed upon over the last seven and change years? And how does this factor into health care?!<br /><br />Short answer: 1) no, and 2) health care reform as exists in draft form (ObamaCare) is a direct interference in our lives, a diluting of our personal liberties.<br /><br />Not-as-short answer, we’ll talk first about Bush (yay, that hasn’t been done a lot!).<br /><br />Aside from the flag-draped coffins arriving in cargo planes, the biggest uniquely “American” tragedy of the recent Bush years is the “loss” of civil liberties/personal freedoms. But let’s take a look further. Yes, the TSA interrupted our travel, causing frustration. We were also limited in the quantity of cosmetics we could bring on planes (still no guns). Regarding dissent – freedom of speech in general – if anything, Bush’s time in office saw a flowering of free speech. Having worked in a book store, I witnessed firsthand the number of anti-Administration books that were published – harsh tomes that didn’t hold their punches and outright derided, accused and insulted most of the top officials. Few were spared. One novel, by Nicholson Baker, had its main character fantasizing about killing Bush (though he was talked out of it).<br /><br />In the theatres, we saw the scathing documentary Fahrenheit 9/11, which took aim at the Administration’s run-up to and early execution of the War in Iraq (as well as the handling of 9/11 itself). “Critical” is an understatement. And how many times did we tune in to a left-leaning pundit, talk show host or guest lambasting Bush or Cheney or Rumsfeld as evil, fascist, corrupt, or at the least questionable in their morality?<br /><br />Is this provocative newsmaking? Strict journalism? No, much of what was published, printed, screened or screamed by the cable punditry was personal opinion, heavily biased and often filled with fervent desire to see those in power toppled like an Iraqi statue, i.e., brought low by impeachment. While this never happened, “administration change” was a stated policy goal of many armchair politicians.<br /><br />So freedom of speech. Freedom to (angrily) travel. Abortion and gay-related issues existed at the end of term where they were at the beginning, from a national perspective. Your taxes went down (yes, for all of you; a new lower bracket was even created). Your incomes may also have gone down, or your home values or 401(k)’s; insurance premiums did rise. But those aren’t “freedoms,” but rather a part of living in a capitalist, largely market-driven society.<br /><br />More importantly, during this time your freedom of choice wasn’t altered. Choice to drink or smoke, to have a hamburger, to drive an SUV.<br /><br />To not be insured.<br /><br />We require our drivers to get car insurance, mainly to pay for repairs when that other guy hits you while turning left out of a Taco Bell parking lot. It’s a safety net for those responsible in traffic accidents, so they don’t go broke when their ’89 Civic rear-ends a Bentley. There are multiple parties involved.<br /><br />Health insurance is a different beast. It’s about you and your body. It’s a choice you make about protecting that body and your pocketbook in case of injury or serious illness. We don’t cover ourselves to pay for cold medicine; as John Stossel said recently, insurance isn’t welfare, but instead coverage for a potential catastrophic incident. It secures against the potential maladies that can’t be solved by a trip to CVS or Walgreens, those things that cost a lot to fix.<br /><br />But we still – as of this writing, and since insurance was invented – have a choice whether or not to buy it.<br /><br />Our employers might cover us. They certainly don’t need to provide insurance. Tying your health care to where you work has shackled many to careers they’d rather not have. But we expect it, don’t we? It’s taken for granted that if you work for a major corporation, “benefits” will be included – benefits being medical coverage, dental, vision, emergency room service, etc. When it’s not offered, many throw their hands up and moan. What am I going to do? they cry.<br /><br />In the case you don’t have employer-provided coverage, you can buy insurance (as the company is doing for its employees) from a provider, paying semi-annually to maintain the safety net against grievous injury or sickness.<br /><br />But, again, you don’t have to; there is no requirement. If we’re not careful, however, there could be.<br /><br />For lack of a better term, I’ll call what’s coming out of the Democratic Caucuses “ObamaCare,” and in its purest form it approaches a single-payer (that payer being the gov’t) system that many in America don’t understand, but also recoil from when it’s mentioned. As is being drafted currently, ObamaCare would include a requirement – punishable, if violated – for all employers to buy their employees health care and for all individuals to somehow have coverage, buying it if is not provided otherwise. A mandate.<br /><br />So be healthy, or pay a fine. Or another way to look at it, Dear Leader says buy our healthcare.<br /><br />It’s just a matter of time, if ObamaCare is passed, before the single-payer option is introduced in some pilot phase. We have a debate now between a government insurance program (the “public” option; run & owned by the gov’t and funded with your tax dollars) and the co-op (a member-owned group that uses their purchasing power to get lower costs collectively than alone).<br /><br />(I’m more for the latter, predominantly because I think small businesses should have the option – should they choose – of collective bargaining that we think only unionistas are entitled.)<br /><br />Public or co-op, under ObamaCare one way has to be in the bill to ensure “lower” cost insurance options, as we would all need to have something under pain of high fines. And here’s where the freedom of choice goes away.<br /><br />We should not be forced by a governmental body to buy health insurance, something that affects solely the individual (if I punch you, and you need dental work, no health care plan of mine in the capitalist world would pay your bill). It’s our choice.<br /><br />Many of those that are uninsured are post-college adults who either don’t have the job that supplies insurance or choose not to be covered, as they are young and healthy. Catastrophic risk is low for them, as relates to illness (we all can fall victim to accidents & injuries).<br /><br />Why are we seeing a party that champions individual choice (we can cut to the quick with one word: abortion) refusing to allow the same regarding health care coverage?<br /><br />This is a step toward a nanny state, and what do nannies do but take away the choices of the child.<br /><br />If we are soon mandated to have health insurance, how long before fast food joints are fined for serving real beef burgers (too fatty!) instead of veggie burgers? Or bread producers (and their supporting farmers) ordered to make only gluten-free products, as some claim our bodies aren’t supposed to handle the stuff? Or regular pop – or pop in general, as diet might possibly in an alternate world lead to cancer! It’s all unhealthy, right? We shouldn’t consume these products, as they’d raise the potential for future maladies (and jack up costs)…right, Dear Leader?<br /><br />What about the “legalize” movement, predominantly supported by the same left-leaning people who voted Obama into office? It’ll be a cold day before pot is legalized; in fact, it’s more likely that cigarettes face a 100% national tax – punishing smokers, isolating them, even more – on their way to an eventual banning.<br /><br />And then there’s that can of beer you drink while watching a game. Prohibition was a failure, and it was the result of a religious-backed temperance movement that saw it pass. Well, “health care reform” advocates want your body to be insured and in tip-top shape; liquor doesn’t factor into that equation. Look for higher sales taxes, more restrictions on purchases by individuals and establishments, neighborhood bar & grill closures.<br /><br />Because you have to be as healthy as the government says. There is no more room for personal choice when it comes to our bodies, right? That’s what I’m hearing with ObamaCare. Health care reform is no longer an issue of children being without insurance or the homeless being denied care. We’re not talking about lowering costs so the woman working two jobs can afford coverage to combat her returned cancer.<br /><br />No, we’re skipping the true “need” aspect of health care (that being low, market-driven costs with state restrictions eliminated, co-op pools for small businesses, et al) for the ideological stance of a small group of policy makers too enamored with the concept of “universal coverage” to realize the dread cost to the end-consumer or the country as a whole.<br /><br />The potential for failure to reform health care – to make it affordable for all – is high. No one likes to hear the tragic stories where if they had coverage Bobby would be alive, or little Susie’s heart valve defect would’ve been detected in utero, avoiding frantic emergency surgery, or Ted wouldn’t have gone bankrupt paying for his wife’s caner medication and treatment. Those stories will compound if nothing is done.<br /><br />But the right action isn’t necessarily the one presented, and I’m not saying it’s 100% the Grumbling Opposition Party’s way either. What I do fervently believe is that we need to be mindful of the individual’s right to choose – and the related personal freedoms that could be endangered should we lose that right.<br /><br />Our civil liberties come in many forms. A woman’s right to choose is not the only heath care choice we have the “right” to make. If we want to create a society that lets the person and not the government make the choice in the vast majority of cases, we cannot allow ourselves to turn a deaf ear when protest is raised on a topic we feel strongly about.<br /><br />Take a few steps back. Slow down the process. Reform the health care system, but don’t devolve our rights in the process.<br /><br /><span style="color:#cc0000;"><em>-Hooper</em></span><br /></span><br /></span>The Den of Mysteryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09358617709958038946noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5098543658020091789.post-12342680301100535232009-08-09T00:23:00.002-05:002009-08-11T14:25:40.479-05:00Tears of Oil<div></div><br /><span style="font-size:85%;color:#cc0000;"><em>And you said no story with killer robots and mad scientists could be boring...</em></span><br /><br /><br /><br /><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_aopL3AkN6Gc/SoHFbwTrafI/AAAAAAAAAxg/pqwCvEnfIqk/s1600-h/Tears+of+Oil.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5368789311416920562" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 276px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_aopL3AkN6Gc/SoHFbwTrafI/AAAAAAAAAxg/pqwCvEnfIqk/s400/Tears+of+Oil.jpg" border="0" /></a>The Den of Mysteryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09358617709958038946noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5098543658020091789.post-44147405346912543002009-07-15T00:44:00.002-05:002009-07-15T00:46:31.401-05:00TPH Returns - "Fiscally Conservative, Socially Realistic"<span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0); font-weight: bold;font-size:180%;" >The Political Hoedown</span><span style="font-size:85%;"> returns, now with no foolhardy attempt at regularity.<br /><br />*Is there room in the US for a moderate party? Can self-styled "progressive" or reform Republicans (think Teddy Roosevelt or *gasp* Barry Goldwater?!) and, in their own way, "Blue Dog" Democrats (who're fighting DNC leaders about the Health Care reform bill as currently drafted) find a common slogan to rally behind?<br /><br />*Palin-tology: the future of our maverick-y sled dog.<br /><br />*Today's polls mean little for next year's mid-term. No big expansion on that point; just don't trust them. …okay, I'll expand a little.<br /><br /><a href="http://thepoliticalhoedown.blogspot.com/2009/07/tph-returns-fiscally-conservative.html"><br />Read on @ The Political Hoedown!</a></span><br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(204, 0, 0);">-Hooper</span>The Den of Mysteryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09358617709958038946noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5098543658020091789.post-57233723657969248772009-07-02T08:28:00.002-05:002009-07-02T09:19:37.779-05:00Moonwalking with the angels...under strict supervision.<a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_aopL3AkN6Gc/Sky6fIxFn8I/AAAAAAAAAxY/ljXuv7OJH3M/s1600-h/sha-mon.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5353859101128761282" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 269px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 400px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_aopL3AkN6Gc/Sky6fIxFn8I/AAAAAAAAAxY/ljXuv7OJH3M/s400/sha-mon.jpg" border="0" /></a>The Den of Mysteryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09358617709958038946noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5098543658020091789.post-73345661533381077202009-06-19T07:48:00.003-05:002009-06-19T07:50:51.415-05:00A glimpse of the futureI thought this was too fun not to share, especially since I'm a child of Transformers and Hooper is a child of G.I. Joe.<br /><br /><br /><embed height="350" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="425" src="http://media.mtvnservices.com/mgid:hcx:content:atom.com:85d09b59-b0da-47bc-bad6-03dde2858ed7" flashvars="autoPlay=false&dist=http://themovieblog.com&orig=" allowfullscreen="true" wmode="window"></embed> <div style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; PADDING-BOTTOM: 7px; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; WIDTH: 426px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT: bold 10px verdana, sans-serif; BACKGROUND: #000; COLOR: #fff; BORDER-TOP: #343f43 1px solid; PADDING-TOP: 5px"><a href="http://www.atom.com/" target="_blank"><img src="http://www.atom.com/i/universal/atom_20.jpg" /></a> <a style="MARGIN: 0px 5px; COLOR: #c1ddf2" href="http://www.atom.com/funny_videos/" target="_blank">Funny Videos</a> <a style="MARGIN: 0px 5px; COLOR: #c1ddf2" href="http://www.atom.com/channels/category_cartoons/" target="_blank">Funny Cartoons</a> <a style="COLOR: #c1ddf2; MARGIN-LEFT: 5px" href="http://www.atom.com/" target="_blank">More Video Clips</a></div><br /><br /><br />I find David Lynch's <i>Koosh Ball</i> unnerving.<br /><br /><br /><strong><span style="font-size:130%;color:#3333ff;">-Buck</span></strong>The Den of Mysteryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09358617709958038946noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5098543658020091789.post-3479619238859163382009-05-21T06:58:00.008-05:002009-05-21T13:52:26.276-05:00Not a fan of the gays, America?<div></div><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">What happened last night, compatriots? I'm not talking about the Sox winning or the exciting last minute of the Cavs game. Kris Allen winning American Idol: bwah?!<br /></span><span class="fullpost"><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">I'm not saying he isn't talented or a good singer. As a musician, he's probably <i>better</i> than Adam Lambert, the to-this-point odds on favorite. But he was so...whitebread college town bar singer. Adam knows he's a star.<br /><br />Is it the boy-kissing, America? Certainly Adam would've been the most "fabulous" idol, and he makes no bones about that (!). His appearance is over-the-top fancy emo, and that voice! Bordering at times on the absurd, it always invigorates his song choices and shows why all season he'd been considered in a class on his own. It soars and swoons, that voice.<br /><br />But it also sounded, some weeks, like he should've been in drag, aping Liza. Can I chalk that up as the reason for his loss?<br /><br />I'm not convinced Tuesday's performance did it for Kris and did in Adam. Like Carrie Underwood, Adam had been nigh untouchable in the elimination rounds. He was a shoe-in, even over Danny Gokey, he of the sob story and the early fav. Then Kris sang <i>Heartless</i>, astoundingly well, and it seemed - to me - that people could now justify their votes for him. Favs dropped in his path, and he clinched it with his more marketable voice.<br /><br />So that means people were waiting for greatness to justify why this guy the Red Eye said would go out before the top 10 had stuck around while better, or more favored, singers left. With Gokey gone, his fans - more similar to Kris' than Adam's - latched on to the only "traditional" thing left.<br /><br />Alas, alack.<br /><br />Though I may be called paranoid, I'm not convinced this underdog story occurred naturally. I've said it before, let's repeat the chorus: it's fixed. If election after election Chicago's Democratic Machine can massage the votes enough to get their people in, then of course we can legitimately call shenanigans on American Idol. The producers got a great story arc out of this - the dark-horse-who's-apple-pie-America - and the means to drum up post-show dollar votes for Adam (feel he was cheated? Buy his album and show ol Slidejaw Allen who <i>really</i> deserved the dandy crown).<br /><br />It is a show, and therefore not important in the grand scheme, but I would've really liked an Adam victory. He rocked it with KISS and Queen (well...Brian May and Roger Taylor). That showmanship, that voice and atypical sense of personal acceptance made him the clear winner. A shame it wasn't made official.<br /></span><br /><span style="color:#cc0000;">-<i>Hooper</i></span><br /></span>The Den of Mysteryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09358617709958038946noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5098543658020091789.post-39687616984358941702009-04-28T14:16:00.006-05:002009-05-08T14:51:35.902-05:00Hooper Reviews Heroes: Fugitives - Ep 9<div style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-STYLE: italic">Heroes</span></span> <span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-STYLE: italic">Season 3</span></span><br /><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-STYLE: italic"><span style="font-size:85%;">Volume Four</span>:</span><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"> Fugitives</span><br /><br /><br />Episode Nine: "<strong><span style="color:#3333ff;">Turn and Face the Strange</span></strong>"<br /></div><span class="fullpost"><p><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"><em>What Happened:</em><br /><br />Let's nutshell this one:<br /><br />*Sylar and Danko frame HRG, who figures out the two are working together (clever girl). HRG also faces divorce, after Sylar messes with him while looking like his wife, prompting the company man to slam his wife into a table and press a gun to her head before a conveniently-timed call from Lyle (who? Oh, the brat) convinces him of her real-ness.<br />*Peter and Angela (later met by Claire, Nathan, and HRG) show up at a broken down camp of sorts where the bodies are buried, or something ominous (summer camp gone horribly wrong!).<br />*Matt Parkman meets his son, successfully delivered by Hiro and Ando, after ruining the one good thing in Danko's life (because that's heroic; to be fair, he doesn't kill anyone and realizes he's hit bottom).<br />*Suresh discovers what his dad was up to back in the 60s.<br /><br />***<br /><br />There are three great things about this episode:<br /><br />1) Matt meets his kid, and it's a genuinely happy moment in a grim story. We see this has/will change Parkman's characterization for the better, both within the story and narratively. The guy's been Debbie Downer since this all started, not thinking logically, ignoring all the cop stuff and any sense of levity.<br /><br />2) HRG is still amazing. No non-powered character is better than him, and I'd say he's more rounded than anyone on the show. So not only does he deduce the Sylar-body isn't Sylar, but James Martin, he then puts two and two together that Danko rigged this up. Sans glasses, he strolls into Danko's office, pretending to be Sylar-as-HRG and holds up some "new" files from Primatech. The bald hunter takes the bait. HRG holds him at gunpoint, but it goes downhill after that (Danko correctly tells HRG which agent Sylar is posing as, HRG shoots him and tells those around that it's really Sylar, but Sylar holds off healing to frame Noah. Noah flees, etc etc.). He's smart, and he operates using real logic, not make-believe emotional snap-decisionry (a Petrelli favorite).<br /><br />3) The Japanese Trucker that sounds like GW Bush's neighbor.<br /><br />***<br /><br /><strong><em>Heroes</em>: Fugitives</strong></span><br /><span class="fullpost" style="font-size:85%;"><a href="http://thedenofmystery.blogspot.com/2009/02/hooper-reviews-heroes-fugitives-episode.html">Episode One: "A Clear and Present Danger"</a></span><span style="font-size:85%;"><br /><span class="fullpost"><a href="http://thedenofmystery.blogspot.com/2009/02/hooper-reviews-heroes-fugitives-episode_15.html">Episode Two: "Trust and Blood"</a></span><br /><span class="fullpost"><a href="http://thedenofmystery.blogspot.com/2009/02/hooper-reviews-heroes-fugitives-ep-3.html">Episode Three: "Building 26" </a></span><br /><span class="fullpost"><a href="http://thedenofmystery.blogspot.com/2009/02/hooper-reviews-heroes-fugitives-ep-4.html">Episode Four: "Cold Wars" </a></span><br /><span class="fullpost"><a href="http://thedenofmystery.blogspot.com/2009/02/hooper-reviews-heroes-fugitives-ep-5.html">Episode Five: "Exposed"</a></span><br /></span><span class="fullpost"><a href="http://thedenofmystery.blogspot.com/2009/02/hooper-reviews-heroes-fugitives-ep-6.html"><span style="font-size:85%;">Episode Six: "Shades of Gray" </span></a><br /><a href="http://thedenofmystery.blogspot.com/2009/03/hooper-reviews-heroes-fugitives-ep-7.html"><span style="font-size:85%;">Episode Seven: "Cold Snap"</span> </a><br /><a href="http://thedenofmystery.blogspot.com/2009/03/hooper-reviews-heroes-fugitives-ep-8.html"><span style="font-size:85%;">Episode Seven: "Into Asylum"</span> </a><br /><br /><em><span style="color:#cc0000;">-Hooper<br /></span></em></span><br /></p></span>The Den of Mysteryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09358617709958038946noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5098543658020091789.post-38019321338153447342009-04-23T22:00:00.000-05:002009-04-24T08:03:21.848-05:00He's very convincing, for a gecko.<div></div><br /><div align="center"><em><span style="font-size:85%;">Written a while ago, here is a comic strip "from the vault."</span></em></div><div align="center"><span style="font-size:85%;"><em>...not that anything has gone anywhere </em>but<em> the vault. I digress.</em></span></div><br /><div align="center"><em><span style="font-size:85%;"></span></em></div><div align="center"><em><span style="font-size:85%;">***</span></em><br /></div><br /><div align="justify"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_aopL3AkN6Gc/SfG4b4f6GrI/AAAAAAAAAwI/BHkAfsI6BWQ/s1600-h/Convincing+Gecko0Geico.JPG"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5328242623318203058" style="WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 385px" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_aopL3AkN6Gc/SfG4b4f6GrI/AAAAAAAAAwI/BHkAfsI6BWQ/s400/Convincing+Gecko0Geico.JPG" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_aopL3AkN6Gc/SfCw9JIR70I/AAAAAAAAAt4/pOX78AQoHBY/s1600-h/Geico+panel+c.JPG"></a></div><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_aopL3AkN6Gc/SfCw9TURgZI/AAAAAAAAAuA/v7U3qF8U4Xg/s1600-h/Geico+panel+d.JPG"></a><br /><br /><div align="justify"></div><div align="justify"><em><span style="color:#cc0000;">-Hooper</span></em></div><br /><br /><div align="justify"></div>The Den of Mysteryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09358617709958038946noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5098543658020091789.post-2005884931450696272009-04-21T14:30:00.000-05:002009-04-23T13:17:44.234-05:00Lions attacks buffalo. Crocodile attacks buffalo. Buffalo's friends arrive.<div></div><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0); font-style: italic;">EDIT: Link Fixed!</span><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">They call it the Battle at Kruger. </span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"></span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">A landmark wildlife preserve in South Africa, <a href="http://www.krugerpark-direct.com/">Kruger Park </a>offers a variety of safari options. Few realize "open warfare" was one of them. This video was shot by some tourists and their guide. To entice you to click through, I will say it features a pride of lions attacking a water buffalo...before a crocodile decides it wants some of the action.<br /><br />And then the buffalo's friends arrive.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">It's not David Lean-quality directing, but it's a unique glimpse at nature-in-action that even the best Nova special often misses (or has to over-edit to present). The tourist commentary ("Oh, you're too late!") is entertaining.<br /></span><br /><a href="http://www.battleatkruger.com/"><strong><em><span style="font-size:130%;">War at the Watering Hole! </span></em></strong></a><br /><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">Enjoy.<br /></span><br /><em><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);">-Hooper</span></em>The Den of Mysteryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09358617709958038946noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5098543658020091789.post-51865372017641549002009-04-17T13:42:00.010-05:002009-04-17T14:06:46.983-05:00Plot Summaries, Take 2<div></div><br />After enjoying the plot summaries I <a href="http://www.postmodernbarney.com/2009/04/uncomfortable-plot-summaries/">linked to </a>earlier in the week (check it out if you haven't, and be sure to read the comments section, as many other readers chimed in with their own), Hooper and I were bitten by the creativity bug. So without further ado, here are our own plot summaries for various movies and TV shows. We hope you have as much fun reading them as we had writing them.<br /><div></div><br />Hooper's are in <strong><span style="color:#ff0000;">RED</span></strong>, mine are in <strong><span style="color:#3333ff;">BLUE</span></strong>.<br /><div></div><br /><div></div><br />• <strong><span style="color:#3333ff;">8MM:</span></strong> Private detective discovers a burgeoning niche market in home video distribution.<br />• <strong><span style="color:#ff0000;">Armageddon:</span></strong> Widower fails to protect daughter’s virginity, dies.<br />• <strong><span style="color:#ff0000;">Back to the Future:</span> </strong>Deranged scientist steals nuclear material, pushes teenage boy to incest.<br />• <strong><span style="color:#ff0000;">Bad Boys:</span></strong> "Thug" culture corrupts urban police station.<br />• <strong><span style="color:#ff0000;">Bambi:</span></strong> Hunter misses second shot. (<em><span style="color:#3333ff;">Alternate:</span></em> Hunter fails to fill his quota for the season.)<br />• <strong><span style="color:#ff0000;">Big:</span></strong> Pre-teen with hormone imbalance seduced by corporate climber.<br />• <strong><span style="color:#3333ff;">Blade:</span></strong> Narcissist seeks to destroy all those like him.<br />• <strong><span style="color:#3333ff;">Buffy the Vampire Slayer:</span></strong> Teenage girl desecrates corpses, dates older men.<br />• <strong><span style="color:#3333ff;">Chicago:</span></strong> Murderers are set free, pursue employment in the entertainment industry.<br />• <strong><span style="color:#3333ff;">Deliverance:</span></strong> Weekend plans go awry.<br />• <strong><span style="color:#ff0000;">Dog Day Afternoon:</span></strong> Gay man acts up for media attention.<br />• <strong><span style="color:#ff0000;">Dracula:</span></strong> Recluse discovers new tastes abroad.<br />• <strong><span style="color:#ff0000;">Face/Off:</span></strong> Cosmetic surgery breakthrough discovered.<br />• <strong><span style="color:#ff0000;">Family Guy:</span></strong> Two local pedophiles go undetected in family-friendly neighborhood.<br />• <strong><span style="color:#ff0000;">Finding Nemo:</span></strong> Inattentive father loses physically handicapped son, mocks mentally-disabled woman.<br />• <strong><span style="color:#ff0000;">Forrest Gump:</span></strong> Retarded man has bad timing, inexplicably breeds.<br />• <strong><span style="color:#ff0000;">Frasier:</span></strong> Retired police officer suffers indignities of two closeted sons, ill-bred caregiver.<br />• <strong><span style="color:#ff0000;">Free Willy:</span></strong> Eco-terrorist ruins seaside attraction.<br />• <strong><span style="color:#ff0000;">Friday the 13th:</span></strong> Mother celebrates her late son's life.<br />• <strong><span style="color:#ff0000;">Friends:</span></strong> Woman abandons man at altar, shacks up with best friend's brother, has love child.<br />• <strong><span style="color:#ff0000;">Glory:</span></strong> Experimental military unit fails to achieve objective.<br />• <strong><span style="color:#3333ff;">Hot Fuzz:</span></strong> A fascist and his mentally-challenged friend work out their issues by assaulting senior citizens.<br />• <strong><span style="color:#ff0000;">House MD:</span></strong> High-end teaching hospital employs drug addict and self-absorbed residents who only treat one patient per week. (<em><span style="color:#3333ff;">Alternate:</span></em> Self-loathing drug addict saves lives.)<br />• <strong><span style="color:#ff0000;">How I Met Your Mother:</span></strong> Father shocks children with tales of promiscuity, brings into doubt his fidelity to their mother; "Aunt" Robin viewed in new light.<br />• <strong><span style="color:#ff0000;">Karate Kid:</span></strong> Put-out teenage boy enters physically abusive relationship with WWII vet.<br />• <strong><span style="color:#ff0000;">Kiss the Girls:</span></strong> Man expands unique collection, finds pen-pal.<br />• <strong><span style="color:#3333ff;">Lawrence of Arabia:</span></strong> Effeminate white man conquers Middle East.<br />• <strong><span style="color:#ff0000;">Mary Poppins:</span></strong> Nanny introduces psychedelics to upper-crust British children, violates child labor laws.<br />• <strong><span style="color:#ff0000;">Masters of the Universe:</span></strong> Foreign LARPers force couple to participate in their RPG; deformed midget discovers music.<br />• <strong><span style="color:#3333ff;">Men in Black:</span></strong> Government kills illegal alien, covers it up. (<em><span style="color:#ff0000;">Alternate:</span></em> Government agency's hiring program scrapes bottom of barrel.)<br />• <strong><span style="color:#ff0000;">Poltergeist:</span></strong> Parents abuse drugs while daughter is abducted.<br />• <strong><span style="color:#ff0000;">Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves:</span> </strong>Returning vet has hard time fitting in, goes on crime spree with black man.<br />• <strong><span style="color:#ff0000;">Roseanne:</span></strong> Morbidly obese couple deal with economic hardship, disappointing children.<br />• <strong><span style="color:#ff0000;">Shaun of the Dead:</span> </strong>British retail drone deals with spoiled meat.<br />• <strong><span style="color:#ff0000;">Signs:</span></strong> Faithless preacher ignores daughter during crisis.<br />• <strong><span style="color:#ff0000;">Sleepers:</span> </strong>Murderers go free after sham trial.<br />• <strong><span style="color:#ff0000;">Smallville:</span></strong> Immigrant suspected in property destruction, mysterious deaths.<br />• <strong><span style="color:#ff0000;">South Park:</span></strong> Transgender teaches youth while town wallows in political corruption, spontaneous violence.<br />• <strong><span style="color:#3333ff;">Speed:</span></strong> Cripple endangers commuters.<br />• <strong><span style="color:#3333ff;">Spider-Man:</span></strong> Introverted teen gets radiation poisoning, begins professional wrestling career, kills wealthy industrialist.<br />• <strong><span style="color:#ff0000;">Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan:</span></strong> Retiree runs afoul of secret government think-tank.<br />• <strong><span style="color:#ff0000;">Star Wars: The Phantom Menace:</span></strong> Paramilitary religious cult takes boy from single mother, skilled mechanic's job.<br />• <strong><span style="color:#ff0000;">Star Wars: Attack of the Clones:</span></strong> Bi-polar teen endangers commuters, seduces older woman, attacks geriatric, propagates civil war.<br />• <strong><span style="color:#ff0000;">Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith:</span></strong> Assassination plot prevented; government enacts new reforms. Wife-beater promoted. (<em><span style="color:#ff0000;">Alternate:</span></em> An unplanned pregnancy leads to complications.)<br />• <strong><span style="color:#ff0000;">Steel Magnolias:</span></strong> Diabetic ignores doctor's advice, neglects newborn.<br />• <strong><span style="color:#3333ff;">The Big Lebowski:</span></strong> Differing philosophical viewpoints prove a distraction on League Night.<br />• <strong><span style="color:#3333ff;">The Blues Brothers:</span></strong> Fugitive brothers form band; antagonize police, socialists.<br />• <strong><span style="color:#ff0000;">The Bourne Identity:</span></strong> American tourist kills many, finds love during European janut.<br />• <strong><span style="color:#3333ff;">The Godfather:</span> </strong>Domestic problems spill into the workplace.<br />• <strong><span style="color:#ff0000;">The Green Mile:</span></strong> Incarnation of Jesus Christ killed yet again after wrongful imprisonment. (<em><span style="color:#ff0000;">Alternate:</span></em> Dangerously large black man incites violence between prison official, inmate.)<br />• <strong><span style="color:#ff0000;">The Longest Day:</span></strong> Tourists take advantage of scenic beaches.<br />• <strong><span style="color:#ff0000;">The Negotiator:</span> </strong>Many die in hostage situation.<br />• <strong><span style="color:#3333ff;">The Rock:</span></strong> Geriatric felon slaughters soldiers of fortune.<br />• <strong><span style="color:#ff0000;">The Shawshank Redemption:</span></strong> Convicted double-murderer escapes.<br />• <strong><span style="color:#ff0000;">The Simpsons:</span></strong> Mentally handicapped man starts family, gets union job.<br />• <strong><span style="color:#3333ff;">The Texas Chainsaw Massacre:</span></strong> Tourists fail to anticipate special needs of local handicap.<br />• <strong><span style="color:#3333ff;">Tombstone:</span></strong> Lawman and his terminally-ill friend go on killing spree.<br />• <strong><span style="color:#3333ff;">Unbreakable:</span></strong> Paraplegic commits acts of terrorism, stalks family man with genetic disorder.<br /><div></div><br /><strong><span style="font-size:130%;color:#3333ff;">-Buck</span></strong>The Den of Mysteryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09358617709958038946noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5098543658020091789.post-65994181536140838802009-04-14T15:20:00.005-05:002009-04-14T15:31:46.189-05:00GHOSTBUSTERS: Unemployed college professors destroy hotel with nuclear weapons.<div></div><br /><div></div><br /><strong>Dorian</strong> of <a href="http://www.postmodernbarney.com/">postmodernbarney</a> (with some assistance from some of <a href="http://doctor-k100.blogspot.com/">my</a> <a href="http://www.progressiveruin.com/index.html">favorite</a> <a href="http://www.beaucoupkevin.com/blog/">comics</a> <a href="http://www.the-isb.com/">bloggers</a>) brings the masses <a href="http://www.postmodernbarney.com/2009/04/uncomfortable-plot-summaries/">"Uncomfortable Plot Summaries."</a><br /><div></div><br />Some of my favorites:<br /><div></div><br /><strong>ALIENS:</strong> An unplanned pregnancy leads to complications.<br /><strong>BATMAN:</strong> Wealthy man assaults the mentally ill.<br /><strong>BIG TROUBLE IN LITTLE CHINA:</strong> Redneck trucker kills Chinese immigrants.<br /><strong>DIE HARD:</strong> Dysfunctional cop saves marriage by murdering foreign national.<br /><strong>JURASSIC PARK:</strong> Theme park’s grand opening pushed back.<br /><strong>LORD OF THE RINGS:</strong> Midget destroys stolen property.<br /><strong>SCARFACE:</strong> Immigrant finds running his own business stressful, dangerous.<br /><strong>SMOKEY AND THE BANDIT:</strong> Redneck bootlegger makes mockery of law, sanctity of marriage.<br /><strong>STAR WARS: A NEW HOPE</strong> - Religious extremist terrorists destroy government installation, killing thousands.<br /><div></div><br />Plenty more at the link.<br /><div></div><br /><strong><span style="font-size:130%;color:#3333ff;">-Buck</span></strong>The Den of Mysteryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09358617709958038946noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5098543658020091789.post-67552665657194094402009-04-14T14:28:00.006-05:002009-04-14T14:46:29.341-05:00"Where are my Heroes reviews?!" (BABY!)<div></div><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">Due to a busy work schedule, as well as a rather big deal in my personal life (see below), I've been preoccupied. I <i>do</i> intend to get the reviews up sometime (there are three extant), but give me a bit to square other things up.<br /><br />And my big deal?<br /></span><br /><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_aopL3AkN6Gc/SeTnVY_vaII/AAAAAAAAAtA/-sPqsQ-_fs0/s1600-h/ultrasound+wave+v1.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5324635014131837058" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 300px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_aopL3AkN6Gc/SeTnVY_vaII/AAAAAAAAAtA/-sPqsQ-_fs0/s400/ultrasound+wave+v1.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">We shall debut the child in September, certainly to rave reviews and much fanfare.<br /></span><br /><em><span style="color:#cc0000;">-Erik<br /><span style="font-size:85%;">(Hooper)</span></span></em>The Den of Mysteryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09358617709958038946noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5098543658020091789.post-89414766172441070212009-04-09T13:38:00.007-05:002009-04-09T14:17:20.127-05:00"And I thought they were soft...on the OUTside!"<span style="font-size:85%;">The world of sleepovers got a whole lot awesomer.</span><br /><br /><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_aopL3AkN6Gc/Sd5GAZsO--I/AAAAAAAAAsY/LDs-ZwTbthY/s1600-h/tauntaun-sleepingbag.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5322768782308867042" style="FLOAT: right; MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; WIDTH: 304px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 232px" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_aopL3AkN6Gc/Sd5GAZsO--I/AAAAAAAAAsY/LDs-ZwTbthY/s400/tauntaun-sleepingbag.jpg" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:85%;">ThinkGeek presents </span><a href="http://www.thinkgeek.com/stuff/41/tauntaun.html"><span style="font-size:85%;">the TaunTaun sleeping bags</span></a><span style="font-size:85%;">. Currently available for delivery only to Hoth, the company hopes to distribute Sectorwide later this year.<br /><br />Featuring an attached, embroidered tauntaun head pillow and a lining simulating the "smelly, but warm" insides of a dead tauntaun, the sleeping bag is perfect for camping out in the yard, spending the night at a friends or saving your future wife's idiot brother from certain death by exposure.<br /><br />Measuring 32"x60", the sleeping bag is, according to ThinkGeek, perfect for childrend and small adults. And it's so cozy, simulating "the warmth of a Tauntaun carcass ."<br /><br />It even has a little glowing lightsaber as the zipper. Aside from authentic sound effects as you unzip it, this product has it all.</span><br /><br /><p><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5322770939884361794" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 332px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 400px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_aopL3AkN6Gc/Sd5H9_SUWEI/AAAAAAAAAsg/2cYwX2y4dvU/s400/tauntaun-sleepingbag2.jpg" border="0" /><br /></p><span style="font-size:85%;">Buy yours today!</span><br /><br /><em><span style="font-size:85%;">**Warning: does not protect against wampa-attack. Jedi visions not included.**</span></em><br /><br /><em><span style="color:#cc0000;">-Hooper</span></em>The Den of Mysteryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09358617709958038946noreply@blogger.com0